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"4Kids" has come up with some( if not ALL ) of the dumbest dialogue in anime I've ever heard. Here are just a few samples of such sub-par writing.

Whew, 4 pages done in one day. I'm beat...

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:iconkawaiichan95:
Kawaiichan95 Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2014
The worst line has to be one for Crocodile... I mean "Desert Doo-doo"? :iconorekiblinkplz:
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:iconguski:
Guski Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2014  Student Digital Artist
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY 4KIDS SUCKS ASS. NICE GOING THERE ZORO!!!
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:icondavefelisfan24:
DaveFelisFan24 Featured By Owner May 30, 2013  Student Filmographer
Nice one Zol...I mean Zoro.
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:iconscrewed-in-the-head:
Screwed-In-The-Head Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Haha this is great.
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:iconrobotlover2234:
robotlover2234 Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Zoros like ''win.'' :D
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:iconluffyichigonarutogo:
LuffyIchigoNarutoGO Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2012
What the fuck is wrong with 4kids?
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:icong-seed2010:
G-Seed2010 Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Don't clown around with Buggy teh clown.

XD Love it.
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:icon0nami0:
0Nami0 Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2012
I love the characters opinions of what they have to say in the 4kids dub
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:iconeuryadice:
euryadice Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Thumbs up, zoro.
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:iconizucatdrawing:
Izucatdrawing Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2011
Yep I hate the dub.
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:icon0mura:
0mura Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2011
Nami just stop trying to defend the dub, it's just a losing battle and u know it
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:iconkatanaprincess8:
katanaprincess8 Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
This is Robin's line to Crocodile when she tries to kill him:

"If ah water ya down, you'll be all washed up!"

wtf.....

In the words of Bigal2k6:

"The script is even more batshit insane than Samurai Pizza Cats."
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:iconmotoneko:
MotoNeko Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2011
i agree with you about the dub anyways :iconnodsplz: it's plainly bad -3-
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:iconhappygirl282:
HappyGirl282 Featured By Owner May 19, 2011
hahahahahahaha!! I actually fell off my chair from laughing so hard!!!!
Zoro is so right! I was once watching OP on TV (4kid version ) with my little 7 years old cousin and after 10 minutes he got up and said "i dont like this show, it's for babies. Let's watch Ben 10!" O.O
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:iconmonkeydsophie:
MonkeyDSophie Featured By Owner May 11, 2011
god i love this comic! poor Buggy!
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:iconmemillorine:
MeMillorine Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2011
don't forget the desert toilet.
that cracked me up.
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:iconeduthproto:
eduthproto Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2011
i fucking rofl'd at buggy's panel
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:iconemma1235:
Emma1235 Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2011
I laughed like hell! XD Buggy i9s cuuuuul :3
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:iconscrewinon:
screwinon Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2010
Yay Nami DOES have a soul! :dance:
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:iconbx3:
BX3 Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2010  Hobbyist
Can't breathe... too much funny... on one... page... *choke*

*settles self*
Everyone's reactions were incredible. Namely Sanji, Croc, and Mr. 3
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:iconfuckingcute1:
FuckingCute1 Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2010
Hahaha..! Don't clown around with Buggy the Clown! Thats great! I can't stop laughing....That Dub must really suck...Lucky I am German...!
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:iconredroronoa:
RedRoronoa Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
"Don't clown around with Buggy the Clown"
:rofl: pure genius, that line just cracks me up to bits xD
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:icontidal-flower500:
tidal-flower500 Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2009
I can top that: in the 4kids dub of Shaman King, they had a joke (in a place where it shouldn't have been. Considering the character, they should have payed just a WEE bit of attention to that.) that took me

A FULL FRIGGIN' YEAR AND A HALF :iconletteraplz::iconletterfplz::iconlettertplz::iconlettereplz::iconletterrplz: THE SHOW ENDED



(by which I mean, "1 year and 6 months after the 4kids dub of Shaman King finished airing) to figure it out.

To quote (this is word for word, so far as I can remember), "You're so old [pauses] your life is a sun... dial..." He sounded like he could barely say the line himself... TT^TT
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:icongammatron:
Gammatron Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2009   Artist
Cool guys: 10, Nami and the crappy DUB by 4Kids: -10
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:iconcarrot-rice-sensei:
carrot-rice-sensei Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2009
Food puns, Zoro approves, are beyond lame.
Zoro's expressions are very well depicted, and your dialog is snappy and works so well.
I feel like I should be commenting more, regarding that I've been faving almost every page as I read them.
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TOODEEP1212 Featured By Owner May 3, 2009
Do u know how much credit i would give 4 kids if the let sanji keep his french based attack names (especially me being a cook )or gave ppl normanls voices instead replacing them with cliches.If there potrayed bon clay as a cross dresser or gay man at least i could never complain. One thing that onepiece did not destroy completly is the heart that onepiece has, as a 10 year old kid i had all but forgot saturday/sunday cartoons but forced by boredom 4kids could never erase the badass look luffy had holding up that skull flag for chopper, voices didnt mattter.If u go to youtube and look up "black beards speech" it is still as epic as the original. No anime original or shit dubs can place a finger on onpiece.

One may stray from the path of a man, one may stray from the path of a woman, but there is no straying from the path of a HUMAN! All friends must scatter into the sky of truth, and blossom!, OKAMA WAY! - by Bon Clay
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:iconjiali:
JiaLi Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2008
lol, loving Zoro's little thumbs-up in the last panel :D
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:iconpapermatt202:
PaperMatt202 Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2008
Mr. 3 was probably the worst of them, his character was completely re-written.

Buggy: DIE, FLASHILY!
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:iconfireydude12:
Fireydude12 Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2008  Student Artist
Desert Doo-Doo? Did the Script writer think of that while he was taking a dump or something ? Also the food based puns, oh my god..I don't even "want" to tell you how much I hate puns, I mean I never even know a good pun.Also Mr.2's dialouge would probably piss off black people to no end, the whole pee-ewwman line they gave Arlong is just stupid period. I must say though, the dialouge they gave Buggy obviously has no point what so-freakin-ever!!
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:iconsalamanderflame:
salamanderFLAME Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2008
To me, the only good line was Mr. 5's "You should never pick a fight with a guy who picks his nose."
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:icongarth2the2ndpower:
Garth2The2ndPower Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2008
It would have made a bit more sense had "4Kids" showed scenes with Mr. 5 actually picking his nose.
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salamanderFLAME Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2008
Yeah.
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:iconsemijuggalo:
SemiJuggalo Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2008  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Nami, try as she might, defended the dub with valid points! Too bad for her, 4Kids OP is without any redeeming qualities! Sure, you can try and point out something GOOD in the dub (like Marc Diraison as Zoro/Zolo), but it will be outweighed by something much, much worse (like Zoro/Zolo's dialog)!
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:icongarth2the2ndpower:
Garth2The2ndPower Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2008
What you've commented on is the purpose of having this comic as a debate. I wanted to establish not only the fact that "4Kids" sucks, but also WHY they suck.
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:iconsemijuggalo:
SemiJuggalo Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2008  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Yeah, that's why I also pointed out that 4Kids were such screw-ups that those so-called "valid points" were null and void.
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:iconfireydude12:
Fireydude12 Featured By Owner Feb 29, 2008  Student Artist
At least the other One Piece characters had something to say about their lines in the dub
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:iconshekron:
Shekron Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2008
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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:iconchao-guy:
Chao-Guy Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2008
Those puns only work when said by Team Rocket when I was 6/7/whenever pokemon was decent.
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:iconustupidhotpocket:
ustupidhotpocket Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2008
My personal favorite was Pell "Looks like Carue(sp?) is one lucky ducky."
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:icongarth2the2ndpower:
Garth2The2ndPower Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2008
Sweet Christmas!! "4Kids" really half-assed their way through One Piece, didn't they?:pissedoff:
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:iconzozozoro11:
ZoZoZoRo11 Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2008  Hobbyist Writer
Ha ha! That was hilarious!
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:icongarth2the2ndpower:
Garth2The2ndPower Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2008
Thank you very much!
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:iconkingdoopliss:
KingDoopliss Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2008
Finally nami see's the light. She no long is in the sea of bad dubs.
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:icongarth2the2ndpower:
Garth2The2ndPower Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2008
Yeah, but it's not quite over yet......:paranoid:
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:iconmarcha-chwan:
Marcha-Chwan Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2008
GASP!! is Zoro doing a nice guy pose? ( must stop watching Naruto.)
I don't know I really still crack up over the lucky ducky quote from pell.
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:icongarth2the2ndpower:
Garth2The2ndPower Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2008
Lucky ducky? I'm afraid to ask......
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:iconmarcha-chwan:
Marcha-Chwan Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2008
oh I mean this:

Vivi: So karue is alright??
Pell: Yes, you could say karue was a lucky ducky.
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:icongarth2the2ndpower:
Garth2The2ndPower Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2008
Yikes!
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:iconfireydude12:
Fireydude12 Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2008  Student Artist
Yikes indeed, ALERT ALERT PUN HAS JUST BEEN HEARD AND SIGHTED,EVERYBODY GET OUT OF THE BUILDING!!!!!
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:iconesprotra:
ESProtra Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2008
Three cheers for Nami for doing her best to do what, I'm guessing, she was paid to do!
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